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sabina peter [May. 1st, 2006|11:45 am]
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From : sabina peter <s_peter5631@hotmail.com>
Sent : May 1, 2006 5:47:42 AM
Subject : Can you be able?

Dearest one,

If I must be fair to myself and to all, I would want to believe that this mail may keep you a little uneasy considering the fact that we do not know each other but frankly, that's the primary reasons why I choose to contact you just that my pressent condition now is fruastrating,that was why i use this medium to fasting up my request.

I am Sabina Peter Mataruse the daughter of the late assacinated sinator in zimbabwe but pressentlly i am in abidjan, commercial city of ivoiry coast in west africa,for the past two months now.i want you to assist me withraw and transfer my dad money into your account in your country and also takeme and my brother out of here that had made us orphan.

Why i contacted you was that i went to the bank make withraw ofthis money since my late father used my name as the next of kin to the deposit but i was told by the bank that my late father made an agreement with them that i have to get to the age of 25yrs before i can make claim of the money or alternativlly i should provide a guardain who can make the claim on my behalf and that is why i contacted you.
sabina: If you can contact me on (s_peter691@latinmail.com)


I am ONE. I am not THE ONE because that was Neo. No, I am simply ONE. I guess I am the new Neo, or, if I want to be cool, I am the neo-Neo. Yeah.

Why the hell would anyone address a stranger as "dearest one?" What would a close friend be? A family member? Oh wait, the only family left is a brother so he's probably called ONLY.

So Lil Miss Sabina is looking for someone to pose as her guardian because she isn't old enough to get the money herself. Well well well. Would I, as the supercool neo-Neo, like to work against the norms of the Matrix and commit fraud? Gee, maybe I'd really like to stick it to the man. In this case, the man would most likely be Agent Smith aka Elrond aka V the freedom fighter.

I have to give credit to whoever wrote this spam, not for the sterling spelling, but for not asking for my bank account details. I mean, for all they know, I could take the money and refuse to give a cent to Lil Miss Sabina - as her guardian I should be able to contact the bank on her behalf and withdraw the money, no? But really, to ask me to believe an African senator's daughter would use an e-mail address ending in latinmail.com? That's going too far!
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From: reesedusu
2011-11-02 01:54 pm (UTC)
Very enlightening and beneficial to someone whose been out of the circuit for a long time.

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